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February 03, 2020

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM *OR* THEIR PANTIES

A St James man who reportedly stole more than three dozen panties from clothes lines in Spring Mount in the parish was given a sound trashing by angry females.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YIKES

Two new Airbus planes have experienced engine shutdowns mid-flight after drinks were spilled in the cockpit

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THANK GOD FOR FASHION MAGAZINES AND INFLUENCERS

Fashion magazines, influencers weigh in on coronavirus outbreak

(Thanks to The Perts)

HARD PASS

Indonesia offers reward for plucking tyre off giant crocodile's neck

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEEMS LENIENT

Buttocks ironing robber jailed 12 years

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WORTH A SHOT

Consume cow urine, cow dung to stop effect of coronavirus: Hindu Mahasabha president

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)

IT'S ALL HAPPENING SO FAST

The Hersey Co. unveiled a Reese's Take 5 bar that weighs 5,943 pounds, taking the Guinness World Record from a giant Snickers bar created just two weeks earlier.

(Thanks to Dave N.)

IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT THEY ALL HAVE VALID DRIVERS' LICENSES

Roving band of herpes-ridden monkeys now roaming northeast Florida

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

HOW OREGON DEALS WITH PROBLEMS

Oregon blows them up.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THANK GOD IT WASN'T 'COPACABANA'

I Went to a Bar That Only Played 'Africa' By Toto All Night

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WELL THIS IS REASSURING

If you have been visited by a black beetle or two in the night recently, you are not alone.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HIGHER ED

The University of Kansas student senate voted on a resolution calling on the chancellor to cancel classes on the Monday after the Super Bowl or at least scatter bags around campus for students who have to go to class after a long night of partying and drinking.

(Thanks to Dave N.)

Sex toy placed on OU Seed Sower statue

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CANADA TACKLES THE ISSUES

N.S. court says man's rights not infringed when Grabher licence plate was revoked

(Thanks to The Perts)

UH-OH

Gainesville, Florida will become the first city in the United States to feature self-driving buses on public roads.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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