WE HAVE A LOT ON OUR MINDS
Experts Conclude Husbands Are All Taking Way Too Long to Poop
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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Mathematicians don't take as long.
Posted by: Clankie | January 29, 2020 at 11:20 AM
Nobody talks to you in the bathroom.
Posted by: pogo | January 29, 2020 at 12:35 PM
There are only two places on earth where someone can do whatever they want: on stage and in the bathroom.
Men just take advantage of the latter.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 29, 2020 at 12:42 PM
Hey experts, mind your own business.
Posted by: 655321 | January 29, 2020 at 02:08 PM
It's the 'reading room' after all (or texting or . . .).
Posted by: coscolo | January 29, 2020 at 02:42 PM
The bathroom is the original "man-cave". At least when the women aren't hogging it.
Posted by: LeDud | January 29, 2020 at 02:59 PM
Time is relative. In Einstein's theory of relativity, time dilation describes a difference of elapsed time between two events, as measured by observers that are either moving relative to each other, or differently, depending on their proximity to a gravitational mass. In this case gravitational mass is my poop.
Obviously when I poop my time is moving differently then people who are not pooping. Basically my poops are a sort of time machine, that only travels into the future. I go into the bathroom and come out for me in about 31/2 min. But when I come out the rest of the world has aged 3 hours extra.
If you don't like it blame Einstein.
Posted by: Zeppo Marx | January 29, 2020 at 03:07 PM
These "experts" should have realized that their study was just another load of crap.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | January 29, 2020 at 04:14 PM
Well-put, Zeppo. That theory would correlate with Dave's famous article about his colonoscopy, wherein he says the Movi-Prep made him expel food he hadn't even EATEN yet. Poop time is relative.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | January 30, 2020 at 07:10 AM