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January 23, 2020

WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Mr. Peanut is dead.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w and pharmaross)

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Airlines around the world have said they will send representatives to the funeral.

Meanwhile, Southwest Airlines has announced it will paint a special Mr. Peanut livery on one of its 737 MAXes.

They attempted to cremate Mr. Peanut, but because of his shell, were only successful in roasting his nuts.

May he rest in Reese's Pieces

Don't worry. He'll be back in a jiff!

Why they think this will entice me to purchase more of their product, I do not know.

Nuts everywhere are in mourning.

Mr. Peanut may be gone but his spats live on.

I hear he had information on Hillary, so it looks like suicide.

A legumey day in Peanuttown.

In honor of Mr. Peanut I will no longer eat any Planter's products. Especially since I'm sure they're going to use this opportunity to produce some other stupid mascot that will drive me crazy. I'm looking at you Limu Emu.

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