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January 05, 2020

WE ASSUME THIS PERSON ALREADY POSSESSES A FLORIDA LICENSE

Police in Florida said no one was injured when a driver accidentally backed their car up into a hotel swimming pool.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Why is it always an expensive car that ends up this way? If you have a record of driving into swimming pools or buildings by law you should never be allowed to purchase anything newer, or more expensive, than a 1974 Pinto or Vega.

New ad:

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express and dreamed I was a submarine commander.

"Hello, AAA? I'm at the Holiday Inn Express and I think I flooded my engine.

Please note: this was NOT me. We won't be in Florida until Tuesday.

In other news, we're getting unconfirmed reports that Keith Moon is still alive.

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