« Previous | Main | Next »

January 13, 2020

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Girl's eyelashes ripped out after double-ended dildo hits her at Bongo's Bingo

(Thanks to Bob Brogan, John Lobert and pharmaross)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

There are a zillion bingo parlors in Texas, but I can guarantee none of them have people in them dancing with sex toys. I can also guarantee you wouldn't want to see the usual denizens doing that, either.

But Double Dildo Bingo Parlor would make a great band name.

I think we can say, in all honesty, that here's a headline we never thought we'd see.

Rod Nunley is right that this couldn't have happened in Texas---too easy to get in big trouble with the law there. This could be a Las Vegas story, but aren't double ended dildos banned under the Geneva Convention?

I believe Dancing with Dildos opened for Bowie back in the Studio 54 days.

Despite the accident, Tegan continues to laugh and dance clearly seeing the funny side of what happened..
Obviously there was a lot of alcohol involved because I'm not seeing any funny side to ripping out your eyelashes. On the other hand I've never danced with a dildo so maybe I'm missing something. Her mother must be so proud.

Can't wait to see Bongos new ad campaign.

Steely Dan laughs at your puniness.

Bongo's Bingo opened for Oingo Boingo when they were on their Phallic tour.

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise