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January 10, 2020

THIS CALLS FOR LENGTHY AND CONTENTIOUS CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS

Jupiter is being accused of actively flinging dangerous objects into the inner solar system that could impact Earth.

Uranus may also be involved.

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet and Le Petomane, who says "The Roswell aliens assure us the Jovians are notoriously  bad shots.")

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Jupiter needs to stop acting like such a Uranus.

If Jupiter was really a sniper, we wouldn't be here. Snipers are accurate. Jupiter's just shattershooting, which is sort of what Le Pet was intimating.

nursecindy--You made a good point about Uranus being a problem. The Jovians have been wanting to wipe it out for a long while.

We need to build a wall and make Jupiter pay for it.

They're using the old Uranus ploy where you use the gravitational pull of Uranus to increase velocity. Unfortunately the process adversely affects accuracy.
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