THAT'S A LOT OF SEIZING
Chinese authorities seize 12 tons of beaver penises smuggled from Canada
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
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Chinese authorities seize 12 tons of beaver penises smuggled from Canada
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
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And we're supposed to believe this is where Price Harry really wants to settle?
By the way, isn't "beaver penis" sort of contradictory?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 28, 2020 at 05:38 PM
12 tons?!
Dam
Posted by: JG | January 28, 2020 at 05:39 PM
I'm guessing there's a lot of unhappy beavers up there somewhere.
Posted by: Clankie | January 28, 2020 at 05:55 PM
This will send the price of beaver penises shooting through the roof.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | January 28, 2020 at 06:03 PM
The article traces back to World News Daily. Sorry Dave, it's fake. Which is probably a huge relief to the Canadian female beaver population.
Posted by: BrassG | January 28, 2020 at 06:04 PM
I posted this article on a meme sharing site and somebody sanely explained that beaver population in North America is about 60 million, so all their penises probably still weigh less than 12 tons. He did not say though how much a beaver penis weigh.
Posted by: Qaz | January 28, 2020 at 07:41 PM
Walter has no comment??
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 28, 2020 at 08:33 PM
As BrassG notes, it's fake. Unfortunately, the picture is not, although the smuggled animal parts shown are not beaver penises. They're 3.1 tonnes of pangolin scales seized in Shanghai. Pangolins are endangered species. Beavers in Canada are not.
Posted by: Ralph | January 28, 2020 at 09:05 PM
Ain't nothin' lower than a beaver penis smuggler.
Posted by: NurseBernie | January 28, 2020 at 10:22 PM
What happens after you seize a beavers penis?
Posted by: John | January 29, 2020 at 10:01 AM