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January 28, 2020

THAT'S A LOT OF SEIZING

Chinese authorities seize 12 tons of beaver penises smuggled from Canada

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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And we're supposed to believe this is where Price Harry really wants to settle?

By the way, isn't "beaver penis" sort of contradictory?

12 tons?!
Dam

I'm guessing there's a lot of unhappy beavers up there somewhere.

This will send the price of beaver penises shooting through the roof.

The article traces back to World News Daily. Sorry Dave, it's fake. Which is probably a huge relief to the Canadian female beaver population.

I posted this article on a meme sharing site and somebody sanely explained that beaver population in North America is about 60 million, so all their penises probably still weigh less than 12 tons. He did not say though how much a beaver penis weigh.

Walter has no comment??

As BrassG notes, it's fake. Unfortunately, the picture is not, although the smuggled animal parts shown are not beaver penises. They're 3.1 tonnes of pangolin scales seized in Shanghai. Pangolins are endangered species. Beavers in Canada are not.

Ain't nothin' lower than a beaver penis smuggler.

What happens after you seize a beavers penis?

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