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January 06, 2020

THAT WAY THERE'S NO SPILLAGE

Florida woman accused of driving 107 mph with Jello shots in car arrested for DUI

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

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What state of matter are Jello shots ? Liquid or solid ?

During the field sobriety test, she wiggled as much as the Jello.

She used Jello shots as booster fuel?


When I was working in the mental hospital, the best excuse I heard was during an admissions evaluation for the police. This guy had rolled his truck into a creek and he blew a very high alcohol score.
His excuse was that he swerved to avoid hitting a six-foot tall chipmunk. Now, I wonder if it could actually have been a really big squirrel.

@Le Pet: Yes, I wonder.

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