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January 10, 2020


Man High On Meth, Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Looked like a scene from The Deer Hunter.

All while singing "Can't touch this" by MC Hammer.

Well someone was certainly a busy little bee wasn't he?

Sounds like he really has his hands full.

Nancy Pelosi take note.

The police had little evidence.

Dude is the Man.

Well at least he wasn't just wasting time on social media.

This incident cost the perp his job with the National Guard Reserves.

He was left with his discharge in his hands.

Onan the barbarian.

I once heard of a fellow that had a beer in one hand, a cigarette in the other, and shared a doobie with a friend, all while driving a stick shift. And I thought that was an accomplishment.

You can call him Neo.

I bet the officers weren't trying that hard. (hard.. heh..)

Reminds me of the old Boy Scout song Sunuvabitch Columbo.

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