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January 27, 2020

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

2:53 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that one of his enemies had walked into the store he was in. Upon further investigation, it was just someone who looked like one of his enemies.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

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What if it was an enemy of his enemy?

Sounds like the brewfest should have had the parking handled by Mr. Mayhem, like he did in the insurance commercial.

Man, I hate it when my enemies start cloning themselves.

You're not paranoid if someone is out to get you.

Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think three-year-olds should be doing meth.

I agree Stixnstonz.
People from Flathead County sure do pocket dial 911 a lot.

... Though the guy WAS dressed in a Romulan uniform...

Quote: "Someone called 911 because they could not find a place to park because of an ongoing brewfest. The caller was advised to hang up and call the non-emergency line."

They're mighty polite in Flathead County. In Florida, they apparently arrest you for misuse of 911.

Here in Roswell,New Mexico some folks would tell the guy worried about his enemies showing up as someone else that he was dealing with an alien shapeshifter and he'd better keep quiet or no scientist would be able to identify his disrupted atoms.
As long as the cheese doesn't permanently slide off their mental cracker, this is fun.

There are a lot of places who wish their police blotter were as innocuous as Flathead County's.

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