IT'S TIME FOR A STAR-STUDDED BENEFIT CONCERT
Eighteen years after their dedication, Dave Barry sewage pumps need work
(Thanks to Doug in Sacramento)
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Eighteen years after their dedication, Dave Barry sewage pumps need work
(Thanks to Doug in Sacramento)
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Hey Dave, they call you a "humorist" in this article.
Posted by: Some guy, definitely not Qaz | January 25, 2020 at 09:47 AM
They need to wait in line while "higher priority projects" go first? Like what? The wall with Canada?
A benefit concert isn't enough. How about a telethon?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 25, 2020 at 09:51 AM
An RBR tour with proceeds split between local literacy and the sewage pump replacement?
The T-shirts are already designed from the last gig
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 25, 2020 at 10:17 AM
That's my goal in life, to outlive my sewage pumps. Congrats Dave on this milestone!
Posted by: padraig | January 25, 2020 at 10:58 AM
"...Public Works staff might replace the station’s drives, which are mechanisms that turn on and regulate its pumps."
I, for one, have never thought that Dave Barry lacked drive.
Posted by: Jim | January 25, 2020 at 11:01 AM
I think I remember Sewage Pumps openng for The Remainders.
Posted by: John | January 25, 2020 at 11:43 AM
In an effort to postpone expensive drive surgery, the frugal folks of Grand Forks are exploring the idea of holding a "Flush a Viagra Day" fund raiser with the highlight of the celebrations being a performance by the(award winning?) University of North Dakota Marching Kazoo Band.
May The Drive be with them.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 25, 2020 at 12:07 PM
and just whose sewage pumps do not need work?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 25, 2020 at 02:05 PM
They should do this right. Where do the Kardashians get their works done ?
Posted by: Clankie | January 25, 2020 at 02:48 PM
Grand Forks will be flush with excitement at the idea of a concert. Call it Poop Aid.
Posted by: Ralph | January 26, 2020 at 07:06 AM
It is called "Lift Station", because it takes this sh@#t to another level.
Posted by: Toko | January 26, 2020 at 09:04 AM