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January 09, 2020

IT SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Investigators say during the altercation, Thomas grabbed a bottle of ranch dressing from the table and began chasing the victim around "squirting the ranch dressing at her,"

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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I'm shocked! Everyone knows that thousand island dressing is used for smashing and ranch dressing is for dipping.

Throw the book at him. I hate ranch dressing.

Next time reach for Green Goddess Dressing and there should be no problem.

In New Mexico, hot Sauce is the most common assault condiment.

What would the Marquis de Sade have to say about this?

Let Pet, in Texas it's also the most common salad dressing. At least for the Yankee/California types that actually eat salads. Real Texans prefer animals.

He was just channeling Kirsten Gillibrand.

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