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January 02, 2020


Drunken driver five times over the limit caught in car missing two tires

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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Bystanders overheard him telling the police that he thought it was riding a little rough.

"Osifer I'm glad you showed up. I wanna to report a theft. My car had (hic) all four tires when I left the pub an I'm in a hurried to get to the hoshpp--uh, building full of sick peeples. I gotta do an emerg---uh real rush type brain surgery thingie."

Since he was driving drunk and on the left, the front tires sensibly decided to stay home. They just didn’t tell those two @$$h0les in the rear.

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