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January 16, 2020

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Florida man facing DUI arrest offers deputies free MMA classes if they let him go, report says

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

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At least he had enough sense not to try his martial arts skills out on one of the deputies.

I don't think he really wants to do that. When he tries to fight off arrest, they'll know how to handle him.

This dude has lessons to learn. Not long ago an old silver-haired man was gassing up his car when some punk brushed him aside and said "Hey, old man, I'm taking your car."
When the cops got there the wannabe carjacker was laying on the ground writhing in pain from a broken arm and a dislocated shoulder. The "old Man" was a retired Navy SEAL.

I love a happy ending.

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