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January 04, 2020

IN FLORIDA, THIS IS BARELY NEWS

Naked Florida man, high on meth, bites K-9 dog, assaults officer

(Thanks to many people)

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I bet he's single too! Considering how he looks if he doesn't give up the drugs very soon the next time his name is mentioned in the paper it's going to be in his obituary.

I hope that poor K-9 dog was up to date with it's shots.

Key quote:

"Eventually, the dog broke free and bit Watts in the head."

Good boy! That jackass got what he deserved for biting Casper and attacking his handler.

"Man Bites Dog" is supposed to be news, and indeed it was. The meth angle was just added value.

So, Thursday then?

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