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January 08, 2020


A Louisiana woman is behind bars on a felony drug possession charge after police discovered her methamphetamine stash in a small plastic container that was helpfully labeled “Dope.”

(Thanks to Allen at Division)


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It might have been her nametag, not a content label.

I agree with wanderer. Instead of bond they should tell her they'll let her out when she can spell methamphetamine without cheating.

Its nice to have a good drug story without an orifice involved.

She should be placed under house arrest for having labeled that birds nest 'hair' as well as possession of a 'forehead'.

Rookie mistake. She should have label the bag "Not Dope", and the cops would never suspect a thing.

Qaz — not necessarily.

Her first name suggests there's a family history of this.

Fool. Everyone knows you hide your drugs in your vagina.

The cops should have given a gold star on her arrest warrant for truth in advertising.

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