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Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Frozen Dog Semen Update.
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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How do they...?
Never mind. I don't want to know.
Ew.
Posted by: vaporsmith | January 29, 2020 at 11:27 AM
On a related subject, my ex worked at the Columbus Zoo, trying to figure out a way to collect rhinoceros spooey, a fact that I would loudly announce after a couple beers.
Posted by: vaporsmith | January 29, 2020 at 11:30 AM
vsmith - they hand the dog a Playdog magazine and a specimen bottle.
Posted by: pogo | January 29, 2020 at 12:44 PM
I'm not sure it was that good an idea to have an accompanying photo of puppies drinking a cream-colored liquid.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 29, 2020 at 12:45 PM
My deposit is not insured at this bank?
Posted by: Ruthenium | January 29, 2020 at 01:47 PM
Are there futures contracts on this commodity?
Posted by: Monty Goolsby | January 29, 2020 at 02:00 PM
Why would Mr. & Mrs. Wiener doom their son by naming him Richard?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 29, 2020 at 02:07 PM
It's a doggone shame this happened.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 29, 2020 at 03:56 PM
The guest book at my gallery was recently signed by Harry Wiener. Dick"s brother?
Posted by: Rob R | January 29, 2020 at 07:59 PM
@Allen at Division- I feel worse for his wife, the former Ivana Bigg, who unwisely hyphenated her maiden name with her husband's.*
*[Yes, I am a 12-year-old boy at heart]
Posted by: Stixnstonz | January 30, 2020 at 06:58 AM