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January 29, 2020


Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Frozen Dog Semen Update.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)


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How do they...?

Never mind. I don't want to know.


On a related subject, my ex worked at the Columbus Zoo, trying to figure out a way to collect rhinoceros spooey, a fact that I would loudly announce after a couple beers.

vsmith - they hand the dog a Playdog magazine and a specimen bottle.

I'm not sure it was that good an idea to have an accompanying photo of puppies drinking a cream-colored liquid.

My deposit is not insured at this bank?

Are there futures contracts on this commodity?

Why would Mr. & Mrs. Wiener doom their son by naming him Richard?...

It's a doggone shame this happened.

The guest book at my gallery was recently signed by Harry Wiener. Dick"s brother?

@Allen at Division- I feel worse for his wife, the former Ivana Bigg, who unwisely hyphenated her maiden name with her husband's.*

*[Yes, I am a 12-year-old boy at heart]

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