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January 12, 2020

FLATHEAD, THE COUNTY WHERE CRIME NEVER SLEEPS

3:45 a.m. Someone called 911 because there was someone driving around Kalispell neighborhoods and stopping in front of numerous homes. Law enforcement went out to inspect and found that it was a newspaper delivery guy.

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

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What’s a “newspaper”?

I hope they told him the US Post office does this too. I'd like to know more about the guys wearing trench coats and riding bicycles around town.

1:51 am.--A Columbia Falls man fell out of a chair.

Police immediately responded and after determining the chair was undamaged, went for coffee.

11:36 am.--A whitefish resident reported there were lots of people outside screaming at each other. One of them was yelling, "get off my land."

-Normally people would yell "get off my lawn." But with the place being covered with snow, I suppose they couldn't say for sure where their lawn was.

Clint Eastwood lives in Flathead County?! If he does, how is there all this crime? Hasn't he blown all the crooks' heads clean off?

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