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January 17, 2020


Woman Allegedly Laces Husband’s Beer with Laxatives to Make Him Quit Drinking

(Thanks to Carlos Cortez)


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That wouldn't stop me from drinking but might keep me pooping especially if the wife also brings me a sammich.

"See, honey, I told you beer wouldn't make me gain weight."

Note, however, that he had the last laugh.

But y'know, in the right scenario, I suppose using Phillips' Milk of Magnesia as a mixer might solve two problems at once.

Dear blog guys,
If a woman suddenly starts offering to bring you food or a beer, and she's never done it before, watch out. Especially if you suspect she's already mad at you or has mentioned increasing your life insurance.

If this doesn't work, you can always try the Hellgramite Method.

Some beers don't need any help.


He didn't notice all the stuff she was putting into his beer? The poor dude must have been drinking Bud Light.

...NotDave's linky as a Linky

PB, your linky is missing the "h" in "http".

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