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January 22, 2020

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Retired welder, 75, says his phone hasn't rung for months because his friends think he is dead after he discovers his own GRAVESTONE erected by his ex-wife

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Texas woman tases husband after catching him with girlfriend

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Do not try to "JUMP" them.

"Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated." - Welder Dude.

The guy in Texas should count his lucky stars. He got off easy.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.- W. C. Fields

That guy's phone battery is dead, because he'd still be getting junk calls for at least three years after actually dying.

The ex-wife should have added a fitting epitaph, for example:

"To his wife he lied
now here he lies."

Or maybe:

"My ex-wife was three states away
when the accident happened."

I dunno, maybe the IRS thinks he's dead,now. Spite turns to right.

That mug shot. She getting a haircut?

I would be more concerned if the date was filled in.

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