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January 21, 2020


Cheese slices ‘produce great fingerprints,’ Texas police discover

(Thanks to MOTW)


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Suppose these investigators could make interesting guests on Wendy William’s show.

Another reason to stick with the good stuff straight out of the can.

Don't do the crime if you handle the slime.

That'll teach them to waste food. If it was ingested, they would not be arrested.

If the perps cut the cheese before leaving, the cops will take a while before investigating.

Actually, this phenomenon is well known. Hence the expression, “Cheese it, the cops”

This is how they're able to identify the customers combatants at Chuck E. Cheese.

that explains the whole reason for the existence of Cheetos.

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