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January 25, 2020

BECAUSE THEY CARE

Terrorist group al Shabaab has banned single-use plastic bags.

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

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News reports that murder rate was at an all time high, and the police admitted that they needed three hundred more officer, the city leaders, using knee-jerk politics rushed to pass a bill outlawing plastic bags.
The citizens await results.

How forward thinking they are! You know what else is bad for the environment? Bombing buildings and killing people!

"Details of how the eco-friendly ban would be enforced were not shared."

Apparently, the problems of inventing low pollution bombs, roadside IED's and eco-friendly bullets needs to be worked out before deciding on which death penalty to impose for the possession of a single-use plastic bag.

Does having concern for the environment mean they pick up all those shell casings afterwards?

A Nobel Peace Prize is in the mail.

I suppose the bomb containing plastic bag is single use.

As they say over at TV Tropes, even evil has standards.

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