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January 31, 2020


Man found guilty of trying to steal Magna Carta

(Thanks to Howard from Broward, who says "To sell it on eBay?")


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Probably had something to do with Megzit.

The secret lies with Charlotte.

He believed it was fake? And what, stealing it would "prove" his theory? After that, he was heading to D.C. to Comet Ping Pong to get some pizza and investigate the pedophile ring, right?

This guy makes Nicolas Cage look smart.

From his mugshot I would have to say that if he'd stolen the Magna Carta, he would have smoked it.

I assume 'carer' is another word for 'keeper.' He may need more than one.

For those who want a quick read, a translation of the Magna Carta is included in the Florida Statutes Annotated.

It would have been a lot easier to steal the a la carte.

I always thought "Runnymede" was a good name for a gastrointestinal malady.

Brain damage *and* a carer? He's qualified to run for the Senate!

Article XIV clearly states that for such an act, such an one can have his barratry put in seizen by a writ of soccage.

However, as no one is now quite sure what that means, he’s probably safe.

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