ATTENTION, NICOLAS CAGE
Man found guilty of trying to steal Magna Carta
(Thanks to Howard from Broward, who says "To sell it on eBay?")
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January 31, 2020
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Probably had something to do with Megzit.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | January 31, 2020 at 09:33 AM
The secret lies with Charlotte.
Posted by: LeDud | January 31, 2020 at 10:24 AM
He believed it was fake? And what, stealing it would "prove" his theory? After that, he was heading to D.C. to Comet Ping Pong to get some pizza and investigate the pedophile ring, right?
This guy makes Nicolas Cage look smart.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2020 at 11:00 AM
From his mugshot I would have to say that if he'd stolen the Magna Carta, he would have smoked it.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 31, 2020 at 11:41 AM
I assume 'carer' is another word for 'keeper.' He may need more than one.
Posted by: coscolo | January 31, 2020 at 12:42 PM
For those who want a quick read, a translation of the Magna Carta is included in the Florida Statutes Annotated.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 31, 2020 at 12:49 PM
It would have been a lot easier to steal the a la carte.
Posted by: Clankie | January 31, 2020 at 02:42 PM
I always thought "Runnymede" was a good name for a gastrointestinal malady.
Posted by: OldPhil | January 31, 2020 at 05:39 PM
Brain damage *and* a carer? He's qualified to run for the Senate!
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 01, 2020 at 06:25 PM
Article XIV clearly states that for such an act, such an one can have his barratry put in seizen by a writ of soccage.
However, as no one is now quite sure what that means, he’s probably safe.
Posted by: Seeker | February 04, 2020 at 04:31 AM