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January 14, 2020

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

A man was caught smuggling 200 venomous scorpions in his checked bags

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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Pockets are much better for your scorpion collection

The guy was caught in a police sting operation.

At least he didn't try to smuggle them in his pants.

To answer the question, "Do you have anything to declare?"

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I suppose this was better than black mambas.

These would be great at preventing the theft of your mail.

Comfort animals can be taken on the plane, so I hear.

And obviously 200 Venomous Scorpions opened for...

How did he get a German hair metal band in his luggage?

Aren't they all venomous?

And how did he settle on 200 scorpions? Is that just the size suitcase he had? He couldn't find a 500-scorpion case, so he left 300 behind?

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