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January 08, 2020

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK

Squirrel Wrecks Home, Insurance Won’t Fix It

(Thanks to basically everybody)

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Mercury says there is an explicit rodent clause.

That's the clue, folks: squirrels want to take over the world, beginning with Christmas (Rodent Claus) because they're tired of fur trimmed hats and coats.

You just know all of his little friends were in the trees laughing their cute furry tails off.

If only they'd bought from Alex Trebek.

More proof that insurance companies are just as evil as the squirrels.

I like that an exterminator's ad appeared between squirrel photo and the story.

It was nice of Associated Press to include the photograph of a squirrel. Are they saying many of their readers have no clue what one looks like?

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