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January 13, 2020


At-Home Sperm Testing with Your Smartphone

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Additional screen covers NOT included.

If your wife/girlfriend sees the app on your phone's screen, she'll wonder why it's there. But she won't dare touch it to look through your calls, texts, and photos.

Dudes can now use their smartphone to find out how well that Mexican bull Viagra works.

Do not ask to borrow their phones.

I will sleep so much better knowing this.

Didn't this start the moment the internet became available on phones?

I expect serious misunderstanding of the instructions by the same geniuses who put their phones in a microwave oven to recharge the batteries.

" What are you wearing, smart phone ?"
( heavy breathing )
" What are you doing right now, smartphone ? "
( moaning )

Can SIRI and ALEXA get pregnant now?

Siri, was it good for you, too?

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