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January 29, 2020

FROZEN DOG SEMEN UPDATE

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Frozen Dog Semen Update.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

MEANWHILE ABROAD

People look for tits and finches across the UK for the Big Garden Birdwatch

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE HAVE A LOT ON OUR MINDS

Experts Conclude Husbands Are All Taking Way Too Long to Poop

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Homeowner calls 911 after finding six-foot snake hiding in couch

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FLORIDA PARENT OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Florida mom was getaway driver for 15-year-old son in armed robbery, deputies say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SUPER BOWL UPDATE

Here's my detailed technical analysis of the Super Bowl teams. Apparently there are two of them.

 
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