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January 28, 2020

'I BARELY FART'

Wendy Williams Addresses 'FartGate'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THAT'S A LOT OF SEIZING

Chinese authorities seize 12 tons of beaver penises smuggled from Canada

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

COME AGAIN?

Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HERESY

Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Pulled Over In Wisconsin

(Thanks to pharmaross, Bill Carver, Kevin Meerschaert, Rod Nunley, MOTW, Ranald Adams, Iceman and Nancy Gill)

ATTENTION, FARMERS INSURANCE

Firefighters smash minivan’s windows, run hose through front seats to reach hydrant

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HE IS WELCOME ON THE SKI SLOPES OF FLORIDA

Man Arrested For DUI After Trying To Drive Up Vermont Ski Slope

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'LED OUT OF THE COURTROOM THROUGH A SMALL CLOUD OF SMOKE'

The inmate, Spencer Alan Boston, appeared in court on a marijuana possession charge. He appeared in court Monday, and the sheriff says the Boston approached the bench to discuss his sentence and that's when Boston pulled the marijuana from his pocket in front of the general sessions judge.

Dude.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, Kevin Smith and Doug Ogg)

WHAT MANNEQUIN, OFFICER?

Man Carrying Stolen Mannequin Arrested for Burglarizing Arcata Plaza Storefront

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

MIDWEST BUSINESS REPORT

Unfortunately this blog's strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Midwest Business Report.

(Thanks to David Clausing, who says "They may have opened for the Spice Girls.")

AND IN SPORTS

Their most successful endeavour yet occurred earlier this month, when a pack of eight dogs managed to kill no less than 730 rats in only seven hours.

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

 
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