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January 27, 2020

USUALLY WE TELL MEN NOT TO CLICK ON CERTAIN ITEMS

This time we're telling women: Do not click here.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Chipata police arrest Mungomba Ngoma for threatening to shoot a PF member in the buttocks

Manila Mayor Francisco “Isko” Domagoso ordered authorities on Sunday to find a Chinese national who allegedly defecated in a large flower pot within the historic Intramuros district.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Rhode Island man accidentally shot himself in the scrotum while in bed

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THERE'S ALSO NO NEED TO GET ANYWHERE NEAR AUSTRALIA

Walking sharks discovered near Australia but there's no need to head for the hills

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Florida woman arrested for asking 911 how to file for divorce

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and pharmaross)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

2:53 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that one of his enemies had walked into the store he was in. Upon further investigation, it was just someone who looked like one of his enemies.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

 
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