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January 22, 2020

ROLE MODEL OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Ohio dad headbutts basketball referee during game involving 5th-grade girls, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FINE BY US FLORIDIANS. WE DON'T USE THEM ANYWAY.

GM to debut autonomous car without a steering wheel, report says

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Retired welder, 75, says his phone hasn't rung for months because his friends think he is dead after he discovers his own GRAVESTONE erected by his ex-wife

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Texas woman tases husband after catching him with girlfriend

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WORSE THAN FALLING FROZEN IGUANAS

Aussie Homes To Be 'Flooded' With Deadly Spiders After Rain

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

ATTENTION, INVESTORS:

Florida woman selling manatee-shaped chicken tender for $5,000

(Thanks to Ralph)

GUESS THE CONTINENT

Enormous carpet python devours a goanna while hanging from a roof in front of shocked residents at a retirement village

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

GUYS IN ACTION

Two Gardiner men — one driving a pickup truck and the other driving a tractor — were arrested Monday night after a confrontation on Ledgewood Lane where they rammed each other with their vehicles repeatedly.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

'AMONG THE FIRST ON THE SCENE WAS THE PINK DINOSAUR'

‘Furries’ pulled assaulter out of vehicle, sat on him

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Doug Ogg)

THEY KNOW HIS NAME BECAUSE HE HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Crow named George vandalises windscreen wipers of 20 cars

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "You know who put him up to it.")

 
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