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January 20, 2020

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS THE PERFECT CRIME

Man steals car with pit bull in backseat, crashes into power pole in Great Falls

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NORTH DAKOTA: THE SPARSELY POPULATED STATE

In its 2020 advertising campaign, North Dakota urges travelers to "follow your curiosity—not the crowds," a nod to the state's wide-open and sparsely populated attractions.

Incredibly, this campaign fails to mention a major attraction in Grand Forks.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ATTENTION, PARENTS WHO THINK THEIR KIDS ARE TOO ATTACHED TO THE INTERNET:

Here's one solution.

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

Masters Snooker final halted due to 'whoopee cushion' device planted in the crowd

(Thanks to Roberto)

THIS BLOG HAS NEVER BEEN PROUDER

US troops drink Iceland capital’s entire beer supply in one weekend

(Thanks to John Gregg)

THE REST, HE WASTED

Former Drexel professor arrested and accused of spending $185,000 in grant money on strippers, sports bars and iTunes

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ALASKA GUYS IN ACTION

A man taking out the trash ended up hiding in hid shed to escape from a moose

(Thanks to Roberto)

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Reveals That She Pees Herself While Riding Her Exercise Bike

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

'IT KNOCKED THE FIRE OUT OF ME'

Hunter bitten on head by venomous snake hanging above him from tree

(Thanks to Rick Day)

LET'S JUST BURN THE CONSTITUTION AND BE DONE WITH IT

Anchorage dentist who pulled patient’s tooth while riding hoverboard found guilty by judge

(Thanks to B'game)

THE APOCALYPSE

It's definitely here.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'PRESIDENT S**THOLE'

Facebook apologizes after vulgar translation of Chinese leader's name

(Thanks to Ranald Adams, Emily, Leslie and w, Bary Nester and Unholy Slacker)

TO THE COUCH?

A Michigan man found $43,000 in a secondhand couch. He returned it all

(Thanks to Steve K)

ATTENTION, WASHINGTON, D.C. PEDESTRIANS:

Watch out.

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "Gotta be the best Fire Dept. in history.")

 
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