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January 18, 2020

THESE KIDS TODAY

Son glues dad’s belongings to the ceiling and adds more for every day he doesn’t notice

(Thanks to Ralph)

CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Bank robber forgot to cut eye holes in pillowcase mask

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DUDE

Wisconsin man admits to mixing his mother’s cremated remains with marijuana, police say

(Thanks to Rich Klinzman)

HICKORY DICKORY

Murder trial suspended as mouse attempts to run up defendant's trousers in dock

We know who gave the order.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

WE LIVE IN WONDROUS TIMES

World's largest Snickers bar unveiled in Texas

(Thanks to Bob Brogan, who says “I’m moving to Texas,” and Kevin Meerschaert, who says “Take THAT, Iran.”) (Also thanks to pharmaross and Dave N)

FORTUNATELY THEY ALL POSSESS VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS’ LICENSES

Overturned truck releases 1,738 piglets onto Iowa highway

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Loose horse rescued from Cardiff road and put on bus

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

GUYS IN ACTION

A man has customised a wheelie bin to give it a top speed of 36mph.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

 
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