« January 15, 2020 | Main | January 17, 2020 »

January 16, 2020

DO THESE PEOPLE NOT WATCH MOVIES?

Scientists Create Living Concrete

(Thanks to Steve K)

SEND THIS MAN TO WASHINGTON

Duterte to visit towns devastated by Taal, says he’ll eat toxic ash and ‘pee’ on the volcano

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger and Rod Nunley)

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE CONSTITUTION

A Florida woman who fed vultures, alligators and other wildlife behind her gated-community home has agreed to pay $53,000 to settle a lawsuit brought by homeowners association.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE CONSTITUTION

A Florida woman who fed vultures, alligators and other wildlife behind her gated-community home has agreed to pay $53,000 to settle a lawsuit brought by homeowners association.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

WHOEVER DID THIS STUDY APPARENTLY IS UNFAMILIAR WITH THE PROSTATE

You're likely to be most miserable at age 47, study suggests

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHEN THIS BLOG SAYS DO NOT MESS WITH WOMEN

This blog is not kidding.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHY DON’T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD

Transport trucks collide, dump toilet paper on Highway 401

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “Watch out for the skid marks!”)

WE DOUBT THAT EVERYBODY WAS ‘CONFUSED’

Naked woman at Miami Airport performs striptease in front of confused passengers

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

This blog is in that airport all the time. But, tragically, not this time.

TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

Man with cocaine in hat says drugs not his

Guess the state.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE SAW V.A.O.P. OPEN FOR WHITESNAKE

Travelers on the Mexico City subway system often blame authorities for broken-down escalators at subway stops, but Metro officials have another explanation: vast amounts of pee.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg, Jeff Meyerson and pharmaross)

HOW IS THAT WORSE THAN KALE?

Expert reveals how mushrooms and seaweed could save humanity after Armageddon because they are the only crops that will survive

(Thanks to Roberto)

CANADA DESCENDS FURTHER INTO ANARCHY

“The snow throwing escalated to an exchange of punches between the males,” he said.

“The 38-year-old female yelled obscenities and threw a shovel full of snow at her 41-year-old female neighbour,” he said.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Related: Campus-wide snowball fight at UBC postponed due to snow

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THERE WILL BE A PETTING ZOO. REALLY.

What you need to know about the Texas Testicle Festival coming to Fredericksburg 

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

THE HAMSTER PLAYLIST IS ALL METALLICA

Spotify now has playlists for your dog, your cat and even your hamster

(Thanks to Steve K., Michael Parry, Doug Ogg and pharmaross)

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Florida man facing DUI arrest offers deputies free MMA classes if they let him go, report says

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

‘MISCHIEVOUS’ IS NOT THE WORD WE WOULD USE

Mischievous squirrel rings Canadian couple's doorbell

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

NO THEY’RE NOT

People are redecorating Christmas trees for Valentine's Day so they can keep them up

(Thanks to John Lobert)

HEADED FOR FLORIDA AT 6 MPH WITH HIS TURN SIGNAL BLINKING

86-year-old man who robbed a bank is pulled over 1 mile away, South Carolina cops say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise