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January 13, 2020

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Uncle, nephew, arrested while loading 120kg of marijuana into tuk-tuk in Phuket Town

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Reefer madness with a Phuket tuk-tuk!")

In other Phuket news: 60 gamblers arrested at Phuket cockfight

AGAIN, WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

At-Home Sperm Testing with Your Smartphone

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MEANWHILE IN THE ONGOING WORLDWIDE EPIDEMIC OF TOILET-SNAKE ATTACKS

Massive Snake Bites, Latches Onto Woman After Slithering Out Of Toilet

(Thanks to Rick Day)

'COMFORT'

Igloo Airbnb listing offers chance to experience winter from comfort of Calgary backyard

(Thanks to The Perts)

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Girl's eyelashes ripped out after double-ended dildo hits her at Bongo's Bingo

(Thanks to Bob Brogan, John Lobert and pharmaross)

GUYS IN ACTION

A man spent three days in hospital with an agonising erection after taking viagra designed for bulls.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

YOU KNOW WHO GAVE THE ORDER

Slugs sabotage Wrexham traffic lights

(Thanks to Ralph)

O THE HUMANITY

Thousands Of Tubes Of Pringles Burnt To A Crisp In Motorway Lorry Fire

(Thanks to Dave N and pharmaross)

A FLORIDA LORRY LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

A “drunk” lorry driver fell out of his vehicle's cab and was found lying in a motorway lane, police have said.

(Thanks to John L)

IT'S OK, OFFICER. WE'RE PROFESSIONALS.

Cops Nab 2 GM Engineers Driving 100+ MPH In Chevy Corvettes

(Thanks to John L.)

OOPS, EH?

Nuclear warning alert issued in Ontario over 'incident' at power station that caused 'terror' across the province was 'sent in error'

(Thanks to Chris Elzi, pharmaross and B'game)

 
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