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January 09, 2020

MIAMI DINING REPORT

Salt Bae’s restaurant called cops on customer who wouldn’t pay for gold-wrapped steaks

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

100-million-year-old slime mold found perfectly preserved in amber

(Thanks to pharmaross)

BOLO

Man ransacks home, steals toilet seat

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CSI: LONE TREE, COLORADO

A man was arrested and booked in jail after putting women’s underwear on vehicles at Park Meadows mall last Friday, City of Lone Tree officials said in a news release.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Investigators say during the altercation, Thomas grabbed a bottle of ranch dressing from the table and began chasing the victim around "squirting the ranch dressing at her,"

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GOOD LUCK CONVICTING HER

Woman charged with attacking MVC manager, security because line was too long

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

TENSION MOUNTS IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

2:20 p.m. A dog was on the loose in Kalispell.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

THEIR FAVORITE MOVIE IS 'PSYCHO'

Scientists put 3D glasses on CUTTLEFISH and play them movies to work out how they calculate distance when striking at prey

(Thanks to Roberto, Chuck, pharmaross and Andrew Mendez)

EXACTLY HOW REAL AGENTS DO IT

Woman wearing FBI hat tells gas station clerks she's with the CIA

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE MIGHT AS WELL TEAR UP THE ITALIAN CONSTITUTION

Tourists fined for walking their ostrich-like birds in Venice

(Thanks to Ralph)

ON THE FOREFRONT OF HIGHER ED

Florida university installs ATM -- for pizza

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

They’re Putting a Roller Coaster on a Cruise Ship

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "Sponsored by the makers of anti-seasickness pills.")

BRILLIANT

Car Gets Shoes For Annual Red Crab Migration

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

AGAIN, WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

Inspired by ThisPersonDoesNotExist, there's now ThisFootDoesNotExist, a website with a phone number (646.760.8955) you can text that will return your message with images of artificial intelligence generated feet.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

 
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