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January 07, 2020

EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED

This Japanese Company Will Make You A Wearable Replica Mask Of Your Pet’s Head

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

WAIT... SLINGS *WHAT?*

Englewood suspect shouts curses at neighbors, slings genitals at deputies

(Thanks to Rick Stevenson)

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE A STAND

Florida woman arrested for threatening to get McDonald’s sauce by any ‘means necessary’

(Thanks to Doug Ogg and Billy)

BRILLIANT

Mississippi men tried cashing in lottery ticket after gluing on the winning numbers, officials say

(Thanks to Matt Filar and The Perts)

WE'RE NOT SO SURE ABOUT THIS

People who second-guess themselves make worse decisions, study finds

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, who says "I wasn't going to forward this, but then I thought I would.")

CSI: WICHITA FALLS

Man chokes girlfriend after she claimed his fart smelled horrible

(Thanks to pharmaross and Kevin Smith)

THEY'RE GETTING READY TO OPEN FOR METALLICA

Siberian Hogs Raid Cognac Supply at Local Store

(Thanks to pharmaross)

TIME FOR A DRONE STRIKE

People living in Midtown Sacramento are getting an earful from a nearby McDonald’s that’s blasting nonstop bagpipe music.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

IN OUR DAY THIS IS NOT WHAT HIGH-SCHOOL STUDENTS DID WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF TP

High school team builds world's tallest toilet paper pyramid

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ATTENTION, HYPOCHONDRIACS:

Popcorn stuck in man’s tooth leads to life-threatening infection, open heart surgery

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

MEN, IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME TO LISTEN TO THIS BLOG WHEN WE WARN YOU NOT TO CLICK ON AN ITEM

..this is that time.

("Thanks" to pharmaross)

IT'S THE ONLY WAY

People are seeing ‘Cats’ while high out of their minds.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)

THEY'RE TOTALLY VISIBLE IN MIAMI

Aliens exist and they are living invisibly on Earth, says first Brit in space

(Thanks to John Lobert, Steve K. and pharmaross)

WHATEVER YOU GOT DAD FOR CHRISTMAS OR CHANUKAH, RETURN IT NOW

...because Dad needs this.

(Thanks to Dave N.)

 
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