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January 06, 2020

NEARLY A TWO-DAY SUPPLY

Florida crews seize $48 million worth of cocaine

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER NET

Hippo found swimming in family’s pool on New Year’s Eve

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

GUESS THE CONTINENT

Elderly man lifts his toilet seat to find a SNAKE curled up inside

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

The Charmin Rollbot is a relatively simple piece of equipment that’s more of a “if this then this” machine than anything else. It has an “antenna” inside that “receives a signal from a stranded person mid-go.” The robot has infrared sensors to allow it to navigate through hallways and rooms. It has a “TP Holder” on its head to keep safe a “payload of one roll of Charmin.”

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and pharmaross)

THAT WAY THERE'S NO SPILLAGE

Florida woman accused of driving 107 mph with Jello shots in car arrested for DUI

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

YOU ARE NOW FREE TO PEE YOUR PANTS

Wheel falls off plane seconds after takeoff from Montreal

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Rod Nunley)

 
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