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January 04, 2020

IT'S A STEAL AT THAT PRICE

A Florida woman is selling a chicken tender shaped like a manatee for $5,000

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE NEED A NATIONAL REGISTRY

Albuquerque man accused of robbing drug store with umbrella

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

POLICE LEFT AFTER DETERMINING THAT IT HAD A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Cops in Florida arrived at a home to investigate after receiving reports of a woman screaming - only to find the neighbor had mistaken the noise for a parrot talking.

(Thanks to Ralph)

KEEP US POSTED, UTAH MAN

A Utah man who bought a McDonald's hamburger for presentations on enzymes said the burger is now more than 20 years old -- and it appears unchanged.

(Thanks to Ron T)

STEP ONE: GET A DELOREAN

Astrophysicist Says He Knows How to Build a Time Machine

(Thanks to The Perts)

HE DROVE A MASERATI WITH NEW JERSEY TAGS

Man having home built on Florida island dresses up as sheriff to intimidate contractor, authorities say

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

IN FLORIDA, THIS IS BARELY NEWS

Naked Florida man, high on meth, bites K-9 dog, assaults officer

(Thanks to many people)

SAVE THE DATE

The Manitou Springs Great Fruitcake Toss is coming.

(Thanks to Dave N.)

 
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