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January 02, 2020

INCREDIBLY, NOT AUSTRALIA

Man finds giant spider dragging his pet goldfish out of pond

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Matt Filar and Rod Nunley)

'TUMBLEGEDDON'

Drivers buried in 20-30 feet of tumbleweed along E. Washington highway

(Thanks to B'game, pharmaross, Doug Ogg, Le Petomane and Jeff Meyerson)

SPAWN OF SATAN UPDATE

Cat Destroys A 2,432-Piece Doraemon Figure That Took Its Owner 7 Days To Make, Doesn’t Seem To Regret It

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Drunken driver five times over the limit caught in car missing two tires

(Thanks to John Lobert)

TOTALLY WORTH IT

A Panama City man was arrested over the weekend after deputies say he crashed his vehicle into a business to steal a Dr. Pepper.

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert and pharmaross)

CANCEL THAT TRIP TO PARIS

Local library displays vintage toilet paper collection

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SUUUURE

Home Depot said driver meant 'See you next time' on delivery slip acronym, according to angry customer

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE NEED TO REVOKE THEIR DRIVERS' LICENSES

Feral, herpes-infected monkeys wreaking havoc in Florida

(Thanks to Allen at Division, pharmaross and Mark Schlesinger, who says "At least two of them have been elected to the Florida Legislature.")

HARD TO BELIEVE THIS PLAN FAILED

Kentucky woman busted using dog urine to pass drug test

(Thanks to Ralph, Asher Scheiner, DaninDallas, pharmaross and Kevin Meerschaert, who says ""I'm sorry ma'am. but you tested positive for worms.")

'SOMETIMES A TROOPER'S ACCIDENT REPORT WRITES ITSELF'

Connecticut driver livestreamed himself going 102 mph and crashing, police say

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says "Of course, he was on his way to Florida.")

HEY, WHATEVER WORKS

Hundreds of people queue to be 'cleansed' by guinea pigs in bizarre ritual

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, Mark Schlesinger and Barry Nester, who says "I wonder if they have tried squirrels?")

AND PEOPLE SAID HE'D NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING

Alabama man caught with meth, heroin asks for photo with arresting deputies

(Thanks to pharmaross and Doug Ogg)

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Yes, we're late. We resolve to try to be less late next year.

 
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