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January 14, 2020

A LOVELY KEEPSAKE FOR THE TRUE FAN

Thai Café Shuts Down After Owner Tries To Sell Toilet Seat Used By BLACKPINK's Lisa

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

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Call me when you have the toilet that Ozzy puked into.

The Moon Cafe selling a toilet seat. Who could have seen this crappy situation coming?

BTW, they could have claimed the toilet seat was the one Elvis croaked on and gotten a better price.

Reminds of the time Pink Floyd auctioned off the splattered urinal the lunatic in your head used.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

That's just distasteful. Now if they made a candle that smelled like her hoo-hah, I would bid on that.

I'd be interested in the toilet seat John Lennon wore around his neck one night in 1960 on stage in Hamburg.

The only other thing he wore that night was his underwear. Must have been one hell of a show.

Well... It certainly could be worse. And that's all we need to know.

Used by whom?

Sorry, but I never buy anything like that unless it comes with a Certificate of Authenticity.

Does it come with the "Sanitized For Your Protection" paper band?

I'm with Rudolph. Who is she and why would I want her toilet seat? I'd rather buy a banana duct taped to a wall.

I'm with Rudolph. Who is she and why would I want her toilet seat? I'd rather buy a banana duct taped to a wall.

I agree with NC twice.

I don't know why that posted twice but I really did mean it.

nursecindy should get two bananas duct taped to her wall for those comments.

I could foresee this turning into a "reality TV" show.

If Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop can merit a TV series, why can't this?

@NC - I have a duct-taped banana all ready. Half price, just for you.

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