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December 03, 2019


How do you get semen from live great white sharks?

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Very carefully?...

Easy, show it a picture of Heidi Klum.

You can use Amazon. However I've found it's easier, and cheaper, to wear a low cut shirt with a push up bra to get things headed that way.

Might be easier if they showed him shark porn first.

The challenge is in staying alive until the third date.

We're gonna need a bigger jar of Vaseline!

With dirty pictures of small fishing boats.

We're gonna need a bigger bucket--STAT!

Also, a pack of the biggest smokes you can find.

A reach-around, maybe?

Actually, I’ve never found a need for any.

Just dress a female in fishnet.
It used to work for everyone,
Especially French.

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