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December 02, 2019

WE HAVE THIS DREAM EVERY YEAR

A man was arrested in North Carolina after being caught naked in a parking lot full of Black Friday shoppers, police say.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

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All I could think was that he was planning on buying a new wardrobe at Kohl's.

I wouldn't be to find out it was staged in the hope of getting everyone to come outside and watch him while his accomplice did their shopping unimpeded.

If he did that in the designated place, he'd have an undergarment full of ones...maybe.

Was he just directing traffic, like the guy from Flathead County?

I presume “behind and between” is a euphemism for something.

What difference does it make if the Friday shoppers were black ?

Temperature in December?

nursecindy, Is your dad accounted for?

What? No pictures?
Asking for a friend.

Apparently none of the endangered shoppers noticed him since the cop only found him by smell. Had he stuck to cocaine, he would still be free!

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