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December 29, 2019

THOUGHTFUL

Tennessee woman buys 'pyromaniac' dad a flamethrower for Christmas

(Thanks to Le Petomane, John Lobert, Hayseed Tom and pharmaross)

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Best. Daughter. Ever.

She should invite Dad and his new toy to her home for dinner. Often.

Send Dad to Washington.

It's just not fair. He gets a cool gift like this and I got a wearable blanket for Christmas. It has sleeves for your arms and legs! I still haven't figured out how to use it without hurting myself.

Giving a pyromaniac a flamethrower for Christmas is on the on the same bad idea level as giving Lizzie Borden an ax.

Having been to at least one party where the host literally cleared out the room by lighting off a flamethrower (In the kitchen, for whatever reason), I can personally attest to how much fun these things are.

Flashpaper is also fun, not that I'd ever admit to "spiking" random ashtrays with the stuff....

Cindy, can you make "Bambi Eyes"?

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/08/11

WCPGW?

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