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December 07, 2019

THESE DARNED MILLENNIALS

Family Shocked To Find Giant Bear Has Moved In Under Their House

(Thanks to Steve K.)

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When your house has a new den without even adding on.

At least it's only a sleepy bear not a den of Australian snakes.

Just play Christmas Music on a repeating loop. It gets rid of any unwanted guest.

Bears are people too.

I suggest letting that poor homeless bear stay where he is. He could earn his keep by letting you tell mother-in-laws and unwanted guests to "Look in the basement and bring up some more beer."

Uncle Caveman
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

–Jack Handey

He looks like some folks the day after the company Christmas party.

Gee, Yogi, the Ranger's not gonna like this...

"...special tool to make loud noises..."; we call these "children" in my house.

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