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December 04, 2019


An NBA Player Wanted to Lose Weight. He Drank Beer.

(Thanks to Steve K.)


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I must be drinking it wrong. Or maybe not drinking enough...
Time for more research! I'll call it a case study.

He can't shoot free throws, but his ability to slur his speech during post game interviews lends to his budding personality and frankly has high entertainment value. He stumbles around a lot on the picks. It's good for the fans and liquor distributors see it and want to advertise on the network. Lets go ahead with that $200 million contract extension. Get in touch with his nutritionist when He's sober and see about making him the team nutritionist.

If I only drank one beer a day, I'd lose a lot of weight.

I did the same thing but instead of drinking beer I ate a box of Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies everyday. For some reason it didn't work out so well.

It was MEDICINAL beer. At least that would be my excuse.

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