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December 26, 2019

THE PERFECT CRIME

Drunk Burger King robber steals $300 in cash, drops $80 while fleeing, ends up drinking at Hooters

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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I suppose it's better than robbing Hooters and ending up eating at Burger King.

That's what we admire about you, wanderer... you're a glass-half-full kind of Blogster!

klezmerphan, I've always looked to wanderer for inspiration.

wanderer2575 gets my 5* snork for the day! I had to wipe laugh tears from my eyes before I could type this.

Criminal Mastermind of the Week.

Lawyer Jones said his client was drunk at the time of the crime.

In that case, sir...

You're all too kind. Thing is, most people regard me as a sarcastic pessimist. Something about you folks brings out my upbeat (?) side.

And Jeff, yours was exactly my second thought.

Complete this analogy: Robbing Hooters and eating at Burger King = robbing __________ and eating at Chuck E. Cheese or Waffle House.

The Bunny Ranch.

The Miami Herald

Taco Bell

KFC
Also glass not half full or half empty.
Container is twice as large as necessary.

Mar a Lago

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