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December 06, 2019


Average Adult Wakes Up Grumpy 300 Days A Year

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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Some mornings I wake up grumpy.

Other mornings I just let her sleep.

And the other 6 dwarves? What about them?

This clearly suggests that a major coffee shortage would produce human extinction more efficiently than nuclear war or an asteroid impact.

I bet nursecindy is way below average.

Some day I'm going to murder the bugler.

*SMACKS* carrot off Snowman's face.


Hey - below average is GOOD thing!

P.S. I have stuck the carrot where it belongs.

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