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December 10, 2019

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Joe Rwamirama, 48, from Kampala, Uganda, is said to be making huge cash from his unique and deadly farts that kill mosquitoes instantly, according to talkofnaija.cpm.

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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If only it worked on politicians.

Even more effective on taco Tuesday.

When his farts can cause squirrels to fall out of trees, then I'll be impressed.

So one mosquito says, "What's that smell?"

The other mosquito replies, "there's nothing to live for."

It didn't say what caliber his farts were....

This also counts as "News From Down Under" - correct?

In breaking news, the rights to Joe Rwamirama's intestinal gasses have been purchased by the makers of the Fart Launcher 3000 gun.

talkofnaija.cpm is my new go-to source for news.

Check out "The Sphinx" from the movie "Mystery Men". It's been done. :)

"The Sphinx" was terribly mysterious and could cut guns in half with his mind. "The Spleen" was the master of flatulence.

*emailing brother-in-law new business idea*

When this guy farts in your general direction, it's time to run away.

Sorry. I don't care how effective it is, I won't be spraying some strange guy's farts around my home.

PG-13 Wodehouse, I bow to your mastery of fart history! :)

PG-13 Wodehouse, I bow to your mastery of fart history! :)

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