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December 29, 2019

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

Elizabethtown police face down ‘hostile chicken’ at pharmacy

(Thanks to Ralph)

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If you were a chicken in the home state of KFC, you'd be hostile, too!

Hostile Chicken opened for the Dixie Chicks.

When dealing with a hostile chicken, always remember to add a few minutes to the cooking time.

My grandma would have known how to handle it.

Let me guess that they're going to release it in Flathead County. Seems like it would fit right in.

In case of a Canada Goose they would probably need a whole SWAT team.

The “more suitable accommodations” would be a frying pan.

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