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December 01, 2019


5:14 a.m. A drunk guy was trying to direct traffic with a flashlight.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)


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Full disclosure: I have directed traffic while beered up. It was many years ago, in the wake of a power outage.

Does this somehow make me an honorary Flathead?

Leadership we need! Send this man to DC.

Rod--If you were drinking beer with a rusted up, empty gun on your hip while directing traffic on a dark and stormy night using a flashlight with dead batteries ....Um, that would make you well on the way to being an honorary Flathead.

5:14 a.m. A drunk guy was trying to direct traffic with a flashlight.

8:41 a.m. Someone was shooting at deer from a road.

9:07 a.m. A Kalispell man said someone threatened to “mess you up old man.”

12:32 p.m. A Kalispell man said he saw someone trying to break into his house.

12:44 p.m. A Kalispell man said his tires were slashed.

12:50 p.m. A man reported that his “psycho” downstairs neighbor was talking to himself very loudly.

What are the odds that all of these reports involve the same man?

8:33 p.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because someone broke into his car but didn’t take anything.

Apparently the vegan car theft simulator was unavailable at the time...

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